These are original unless otherwise noted (as dumb as they might be!).

• Crassidy
• Assleigh
• Juicy Liu
• Staph (instead of Steph, from Stephanie)
• Coloryouranus (Coriolanus)
• Alexander Dumbass, not original
• Honoré de Ballsack, not original
• Daftnee (Daphne)
• Jizzlane (Ghislane)
• Swinefeld (Seinfeld)
• Larda (from Lada, a girl or woman from the East that has more to love)
• Mousselini - a person that looks overly fond at a piece of orange cheddar
• Assangelina Jolie - it's a stretch but for a while everyone was looking to close my wage gap

• The Bone Yard or Banggalore - orgy club names,

• Muzzletov - a mix between a greeting and the muzzle of a gun

• Assoff - instead of Azov