Whatever bakes your cake 
Whatever blows your bone 
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Whatever butters your crumpet 
Whatever chokes your chicken 
Whatever creams your cheese 
Whatever creams your soda 
Whatever cranks your tractor 
Whatever flies your flag 
Whatever flips your pancake 
Whatever flips your switch 
Whatever floats your boat 
Whatever gobs your knob 
Whatever humps your bump 
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Whatever lights your candle 
Whatever mows your lawn 
Whatever peels your banana 
Whatever pickles your gherkin 
Whatever pokes your beaver 
Whatever pops your cork 
Whatever pops your corn 
Whatever razzles your berries 
Whatever rings your bell 
Whatever rocks your socks 
Whatever shakes your rattlesnake 
Whatever sizzles your sausage 
Whatever slaps your salami 
Whatever spills your pills 
Whatever tickles your fancy 
Whatever tickles your oyster 
Whatever tickles your pickle 
Whatever tips your hat 
Whatever toots your horn 
Whatever tosses your salad 
Whatever trips your trigger 
Whatever turns you on 
Whatever turns your screw 
Whatever wets your harbour 
Whatever wets your whistle