Howdily-doo 
Howdy-doo, neighbor 
Howdy-doo 
Heidy-ho 
Heidily-hey (followed quickly by toodily-doo) 
Howdily-doodily-do 
Hellodily-odily 
Heidily-ho 
Heididdily-ho 
Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here 
Cockily-doodily-doo, good buddies 
Howdily-doodily 
Wat'cha diddily-doin,' neighbor 
Heydily-ho 
Howdily-doodily 
Hididdily-ho 
Yes, indeedily-doodily 
Okey-dokel 
Absitively-posilutely 
Okily-dokily 
Indeedily-doodily 
Roger Dodger 
Okily-dokily-doo 
Sure diddily-do 
That sounds super duper 
Righty-o 
Yes, indeedy 
Abso-not-ly 
She's a beut 
Nosiree, Bob 
Come on over and strap on the feed bag. 
We're going to fire up ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat! 
Nummy-nummy-num! 
Gosh-darn it 
She's a beutane beut 
All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard on' you ... give the sailor talk the old 'heave-ho' 
Hot diggity! 
Let's not and say we did 
Thought I'd fire up the brier 
Well, if that don't put the 'dink' in 'coinkidink!' 
Anyhoo... 
Toodily-doo 
That's a 'Neddy No-No.' 
Want me to zinc your sniffer? 
Whoa, Nellie! 
Godspeed, little doodle 
That's a dilly of a pickle 
Golly, if that doesn't put the 'shaz' in 'shazaam!' 
Well, get out the Crayolas and color me "Tickled Pink". 
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?" 
Whoopsie-doodle! 
What's the brew-ha-ha-ha? 
What the gumdrops is going on? 
Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle. 
No siree-bob 
Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! 
Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped. 
I dub myself pickled tink!" 
Works for me when I get bubbly-gum in the old push-broom 
I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam 
It's a corker of a case 
Well, if God didn't make little green apples... 
Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? ... Here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped. 
Hunker in our bunker 
Absitively notarino! 
I've got a fozzy of a bear of a problem 
Vamoos 
It sounds you're strainin' to do some explainin' 
This doomsday thing has me just a smidge tritterpated. 
That's a dilly! 
no-goodnik 
slim pickins 
No, no and double no! 
Gosh-darn it 
This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane... 
Oh my stars! 
Watching you risk your life turned my beat box all the way up to ... rumba 
Not my cup of tea 
Leapin' Lazarus! 
I'd better skidaddle 
One more weensy little thing 
What the dickens? 
Doggone it, Eve, I think you better high-tail it outta this garden. 
What the flood? 
Ooh, that looks scrum-diddily-doodily-duddily 
Diddily - used on its own as an interjective 
Hi-diddily-ho, schuss-in-boots 
I'm just a Q without a U 
Catch you later, computator! 
Better turn off that engine before those fumes put us in tombs 
in a pickle 
Skidaddily-doo 
Daberoo 
Thingamajig 
Halloweenies 
Scarediddily-dare 
Plow Kingily-ding 
Scrumdiddily-umscious 
Oh, we're done for. We're done for. We're done diddely done for. We're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily 
Dufferoonies 
Burglarino 
De-diddley-lighted 
Hickory-dickery-stick 
Murdiddily-urder 
Slaverinos 
Shelterinis 
Zounds, I did thee mightily smitily! 
Ordiddily-order 
Acdiddily-doddily-doodily-action-jackson! 
Neglecterinos 
Foundlingadings 
Reverend...emergency! I -- it's the Simpson kids -- eedily -- I, uh, baptism -- oodily -- uh -- doodily doodily! 
Condolediddily-olensces 
Heckeroonie 
Thankily-dank 
Spine-tingly-dingling 
Weldiddily-elcome 
Byediddily-eye 
What can I do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey? 
Gonediddily-on 
Son of a gundiddily-un 
I just can't dang diddily do dang do damn diddily darn do it 
Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!? 
Pretty darn doodily-diddily...good 
Well, I'll be darndiddily-arned 
Did-diddily-id 
Impy & Jimpy 
Anyhoodily-doodle 
Guildiddily-ilty as chardiddily-arged 
Oh mydiddily-eye! 
Breakeroonies 
Prediddily-ictable 
I've wasted my whole dang-diddily life 
I okily-dokily-schmokily do! 
Diddily-ifference 
Son of a diddly!