Crassidy
Assleigh
Juicy Liu
Staph (instead of Steph, from Stephanie)
Coloryouranus (Coriolanus)
Alexander Dumbass, not original
Honoré de Ballsack, not original
Daftnee (Daphne)
Jizzlane (Ghislane)
Swinefeld (Seinfeld)
Larda (from Lada, a girl or woman from the East that has more to love)
Mousselini - a person that looks overly fond at a piece of orange cheddar
Assangelina Jolie - it's a stretch but for a while everyone was looking to close my wage gap