Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? 
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. 
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? 
Are your parents siblings? 
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental 
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside 
I hear you were born on a farm. Hope there aren't any more in the litter 
I thought of you all day today - when I was at the zoo 
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission 
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't 
His family tree looks like a totem pole 
Their family tree don't branch