poses for trophies! 
can see her feet on her drivers lisence! 
can do backflips under the bed. 
everything smells different to midget on a crowded elevator 
so when u were a kid did your mom have to get you two booster seats 
so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag 
How's the weather down there? 
can u tie my shoe, i mean... since you are already down there? 
your so short you could hand glide on a dorito