Wild Out there Wacked Wacko Out of it Psycho To be wacked out Crackers To go crackers Off their rocker Gone off their rocker Not wrapped too tight A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal The lights are on, but nobody's home Off your trolley Out of your tree (and running loose in the park) Not the full shilling A couple of sarnies short of a picnic Cookoo Gone bananas Away with the faeries Talking to the faeries Linked to the Moon Bokers A couple of snags short of a barbie Got kangaroos in the top paddock A few bricks short of a load Bats in the belfry Out to lunch Cracked Lost their marbles Out of their mind Certifiable Belongs in the funny farm Has a few screws loose As mad as a hatter Around the bend Full tilt bozo Thrown a wobbly One beer short of a six-pack One sandwich short of a picnic Nutty as a fruitcake A few screws loose Mad as a March hare Funny in the head You're wired-up wrongly You have the brain in neutral You have a loose connection up top You have bats in the attic You have rots in the loft You're batty You're knitting on only one needle You haven't got both oars in the water You're one match short of a test You're one stump short of a wicket You're one beer short of a round You're one innings short of a match You're one ball short of an oven Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top Not all there Crazy like a fox Went to have lunch early