when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding-Dong' 
she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. 
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. 
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. 
burglars break into her home and leave money. 
each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers 
when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. 
I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" 
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." 
she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. 
I went into her 'living room', stepped on a cigarette butt and she shouted - "hey, who turned off the heater!" 
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???" 
I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence. 
You're so poor even Beggars give you money. 
You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box. 
Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya! 
Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?" 
Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..." 
washes the paper plates. 
when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she yelled - "Don't use the good china" 
So broke that if it took a quarter to leave town, you couldn't cross the street