that when you went to school they didn't teach history. 
she left her purse on Noah's Ark. 
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial. 
she still owes Moses a dollar. 
when she went to school...there was No history class! 
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock 
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake 
he's got Adam and Eve's autograph 
we found cave drawings of her. 
you fart out Mummy dust 
she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer. 
she's got Roman Numerals on her birth certificate