I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. 
So what side of your family did you inherit the asshole gene? 
Wow you’re really going for the asshole award aren’t ya? 
if i want any shit from you i'll sqeeze your head 
Why don’t you pucker your lips, it would look more fitting for all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 
I’m starting to think you have two assholes cause there is a lot of shit that comes out of that opening in your face.