Do Welsh men like sheep? 
Does a bear shit in the woods? 
Does a Chicken have lips? 
Does a fat baby fart? 
Does a leopard change his spots? 
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? 
Does a snake have hips? 
Does ten pounds of dough make a big biscuit? 
Does the Pope wear a funny hat? 
Is the Pope Catholic? 
Is a frog's asshole watertight? 
Is the sky blue?